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alligatestheartisan.tumblr.com…EDIT 22/09/14: Message to all people who visit this page: hello! It is I, Alligates. Unfortunately, I no longer frequent this site, and can be found most often over on tumblr (link above). The art here is old and I will leave it for you people to look at, but I'm afraid there is little I will (if ever) add, so I won't change anything, and it shall remain as it is, like a fossil. Sorry about that.Put this on your page if you have ever pushed a door that said pull.
Put this on your page if you have ever tripped on a stair case going up.
98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or had sex. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.1) I need to tell you a secret. Go to 5
2) The answer is... go to 11
3) Don't get angry. Go to 15
4) Calm down don't get frustrated. Go to 13
5) First go to 2
6) Don't be angry just go to 12
7) I just wanted to say hi
8) What I wanted to tell you is... is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) This is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. Go to 7
11) I hope you're not annoyed when I say this... but go to 6
12) Sorry out of order. Go to 8
13) Don't get mad just yet... go to 10
14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9
OH, I JUST CAN'T DECIDE, WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE, OH YOU'LL PROBABLY GO TO HEAVEN, PLEASE DON'T HANG YOUR HEAD AND CRY, NO WONDER WHY MY HEART FEELS DEAD INSIDE, IT'S COLD AND HARD AND PETRIFIED, LOCK THE DOORS AND CLOSE THE BLINDS, WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE!Current Residence: the chair in front of my computer
Print preference: a printer?
Favourite genre of music: EVERYTHING
Operating System: a computer?
MP3 player of choice: My brain, or the never-ending playlists on YouTube
Shell of choice: turtle?
Favourite cartoon character: and and
Personal Quote: potato flowers.
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OHOHO STAMPS ARE FUN
If strippers are exotic dancers, then drug dealers are exotic pharmacists. Quoted from
wolf-manga15.
I can't be sexual when I pulled a groin muscle. Quoted from
Xavryn.
Texting was meant for tiny fingered people, I think, or for ants and bees. Quoted from my lovely grandmother.