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~Alligates
Maya
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
Canada
:iconyomp:
FOOZAAAAAAAAAH. :iconkakapoplz:
I has a fanfiction gaiz :meow:[link]
Hello! I am a fourteen-year-old Canadian French-speaking hyperactive internetaholic. I have no life ^^ My brain implodes daily. Half the things I draw are chibi blobs, and the other half are... in the midst of their mutations. I'm a messed up kid. That's pretty much all there is to know about me.
Oh, and I have a sister... only she's all YouTube and FaceBook and Twitter and the like, as oppose to being all deviantART and fanfiction and tumblr and the like. [link]
Put this on your page if you have ever pushed a door that said pull.
Put this on your page if you have ever tripped on a stair case going up.
98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or had sex. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.

1) I need to tell you a secret. Go to 5
2) The answer is... go to 11
3) Don't get angry. Go to 15
4) Calm down don't get frustrated. Go to 13
5) First go to 2
6) Don't be angry just go to 12
7) I just wanted to say hi
8) What I wanted to tell you is... is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) This is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. Go to 7
11) I hope you're not annoyed when I say this... but go to 6
12) Sorry out of order. Go to 8
13) Don't get mad just yet... go to 10
14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9
OH, I JUST CAN'T DECIDE, WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE, OH YOU'LL PROBABLY GO TO HEAVEN, PLEASE DON'T HANG YOUR HEAD AND CRY, NO WONDER WHY MY HEART FEELS DEAD INSIDE, IT'S COLD AND HARD AND PETRIFIED, LOCK THE DOORS AND CLOSE THE BLINDS, WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE!
...
Now look at the pretty colours.

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Current Residence: the chair in front of my computer
Print preference: a printer?
Favourite genre of music: EVERYTHING
Operating System: a computer?
MP3 player of choice: My brain, or the never-ending playlists on YouTube :meow:
Shell of choice: turtle shell?
Favourite cartoon character: :iconbugsbunnyplz: and :iconspongebobplz: and :iconfinnplz: :la:
Personal Quote: potato flowers.

Finkledee, da, doo. I see you, finkledoo. :la: are you bored yet?

OHOHO STAMPS ARE FUN :iconilavplz:

If strippers are exotic dancers, then drug dealers are exotic pharmacists. Quoted from ~wolf-manga15.

I can't be sexual when I pulled a groin muscle. Quoted from ~Xavryn.

Texting was meant for tiny fingered people, I think, or for ants and bees. Quoted from my lovely grandmother.

:iconmuahplz:
Interests
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: CBC news
  • Reading: THE SON OF NEPTUNE FINALLY WHOO
  • Watching: This lovely computer screen.
  • Eating: My foot.
  • Drinking: I am a camel today.
Tagged by mah bro :iconartsy-ninja:
I hate you btw for making me do this.
Okay time to spread the love.

[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step Sister
[ ] Step Brother
[ ] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law
[x] Sister
[ ] Sister In Law
[ ] Half sister
[ ] Half brother
[ ] Nephew
[ ] Niece
[ ] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[x] Mobile phone
[ ]Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[ ] Have/had a swimming pool
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[x]Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own computer (well, I say 'own'...)
[ ] Own TV
[x] flat TV
[x] There is some big carpet at your house
Total so far: 10

[ ] Full size/Queen bed.
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
[ ] PS2/3
[x] Nintendo DS or PSP
[ ] Gameboy/Advance
[ ] Gamecube
[ ] Xbox/Xbox 360
[ ] Wii
[x] Your Own Laptop (well I claimed the old crappy Mac so IT'S MINE.)
Total so far: 13

[ ] Basketball net/hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Football table
[x] sport gear
Total so far: 14

[ ] Night stand
[ ] Stereo in bedroom
[ ] surround system
[ ] DVD player in bedroom/portable
Total so far: 14

[ ] Go shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[ ] AIM/MSN
[ ] camera on phone (lol nope)
Total so far: 14

[ ] Go Cart/car/quad
[x] Guitar/drums/bass guitar (my dad does)
[x] Piano/Keyboard (still technically my dad's)
[x] Any other instrument (pfft dude everything)
[x] Been on a cruise
[x] Traveled out of the country
[x] Traveled out of the continent
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[ ] Expensive jewelry
[ ] Met a Celeb
Total so far: 20

[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[ ] Have been to a batting cage (guys what is this)
[ ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet (seventeen dollars and thirty-five cents I'M RICH)
[ ] Credit card or ATM card or debit card or bank card
[ ] Have a TV in your room
[ ] Mirror in your room
Total so far: 20

[x] Window in your room
[x] Been to Paris
[x] Been to Rome
[x] Been to Australia
[x] Been to Switzerland
[ ] Been to Dubai
[x] Been to Germany
[x] Been to a place written in 7 wonders (lol let's just say I've been everywhere... except for Africa and Antarctica)
Total so far: 27

[x] Parents have a car
[ ] Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat
[x] Had/have Camped
[x] Been to 3+ states/countries/provinces
[ ] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace (lol I don't have them)
Total so far: 30

[x] Home cooked meals almost everyday
[ ] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[ ] Own a camera
[x] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times (hey I was young and I was considered European and rich at the time)
Total: 32

Post as:
1-25 = Ghetto! (and tag 3 people)
26-40 = Average Teen! (and tag 10 people)
41-50 = Spoiled Teen! (And tag 15 people)
51+ = Upper Class Snob! (and tag 20 people)

Well if I didn't travel, I would have had 21.
So there you have it humans. I was almost ghetto. But my parents love to travel. And drag me along.
Well, technically, if you don't count the ones twice that were counted twice, then I got 28.
Okay no more math it's late and I have no life.
Ehehehe it thinks I'm average :iconheplz: that's cute.

So
I tag
Um
Your mom
Your best friend's left big toe.

:iconuhuhuhuplz: okay I'll try to get back to drawing now I'm sorry

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:iconartsy-ninja:
~Artsy-Ninja 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for ze fav bro
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~Alligates 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
welcome bro
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=crazyDoggy Apr 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Hello there! :'D
I've featured you in this journal ~ [link]
If you have a problem or want me to remove your art, please just let me know!
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~Alligates Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg thank you so much!! I have no idea why you would do this for me, you're so nice XD
Thank you!! :love:
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=crazyDoggy Apr 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Awww pff, it's my pleasure~ cx I think you deserved the support! u v u
You're very welcome!! ^-^
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~Alligates Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ARGGHFDaksbksdfbsoasdfghjkla you're so nice ;v; thank you soooo much!! ^^
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=crazyDoggy Apr 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Awww pff, it's my pleasure~ cx I think you deserved the support! u v u
You're very welcome!! ^-^
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~Artsy-Ninja Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
TAGGED [link]
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~Alligates Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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~Artsy-Ninja Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
dude check your email
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~Alligates Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nadine emailed me
And I replied
And I don't know where you live
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:iconartsy-ninja:
~Artsy-Ninja Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're been to my house before. You know that my house is behind another house. That's pretty much it
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~Alligates Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I CAN'T FIND IT ON GOOGLE MAPS

Well Nadine will be there to help me so it's okay
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:iconbarbitone:
Thanks for the faves! :dance:
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~Alligates Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're very welcome :la:
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~swagstiel Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
than kfor the fave!! uou
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~Alligates Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're very welcome o3o
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:iconrooftop-princess:
Oh hey maya.
I thought you were julian until i read your comment on melody's wall.
Lol sorry~
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~Alligates Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jessica.
Jessica.
Jessica.
There are a lot of Jessicas at the school.
Might I ask whence I may have known you?
And oh, yeah, I'm totally Julian.
So totally and entirely.
I'm just so male. And Julian.
Bro. :iconwthplz: Seriously. What would make you think that?
It's my manly drawings of unicorns, isn't it? It totally is.

And what is with the myriad of people suddenly commenting on my profile?!

I see you prefer to call it a 'wall'. Just come from facebook, have you?

Oh and I still don't know quite who you are. So I'm using my "stranger danger; sound intellectual" talk.
Okay now who are you?
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:iconrooftop-princess:
jessica li

now I feel intimidated >.<

lol
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~Alligates Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Seriously though. Why would you assume I was Julian?
Does Julian have a deviantART?

... Sorry lol

Jessica Li... like Jessica Li in Byng Arts who draws colourful faces of people?
Or at least did last year?
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~Artsy-Ninja Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
and the circle of stalkage appears once again
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:iconrooftop-princess:
Well, this is going to be awkward if you say no:
Doyouknowme?






It's jessica btw
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~Artsy-Ninja Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh and i forgot this :iconthankspointsplz:
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~Artsy-Ninja Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconthxwatchplz: oh and :iconthankscommentsignplz:
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